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Posted on Aug 23— 3 hours ago

i bit my tongue.

:CCC

someone kiss it better.

:C

Posted on Aug 23— 3 hours ago

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

Posted on Aug 23— 3 hours ago
filed under→ ·/cAC KLIGNSDS LKAH;G ·F UkcINGBYE

kevinsolotranadvancedplacement:

If there’s one thing ubisoft got right, it’s uncle Mario’s introduction.

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Posted on Aug 23— 4 hours ago

handsomejackass:

a series of bad romance novels based on fucking pandoran wildlife

'Seducing Skags'
'Titillating Threshers'
'Bullymong Boudoir'
'Ravishing of the Rakks'
'Loads on Loaders'

Posted on Aug 23— 4 hours ago
filed under→ ·g OOD CHRIST ·borderlands 2

A bit of a rewrite of the previous one tbh.

I’m still doing commissions. Funds are still frick-frackity low, and all the help has been hella nice. I’m still offering the same things, graphics and writing, however now I say this — when donating, click “friends and family” therefore it won’t swipe away 33 cents. Pay pal is finicky, I swear. I never noticed it did that until an art friend told me about it.

So here’s the la-li-lu-le-lowdown again. With graphics, I’m willing to do icons, sidebar images, promo banners for roleplayers, personalized graphics. They aren’t great, but they are something. Plus, I like doing graphics cause they help me learn something new each time.

Examples:

x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x }

With writing, I tend to stick with fandoms I know because I can actually dabble back into the game, anime, movie, whatever to get a better grasp of the character or characters. I would like if you messaged me with your ideas and we can chat it out. Just understand that I’ll message you with more questions if I get stuck somewhere.

My Fandoms work around:

Assassin’s Creed  |   Bioshock   |   Dead Space
Deus Ex   |   Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Mass Effect   |   Remember Me   |   Saints Row
Spec Ops: The Line   |   Syndicate   | Uncharted
Watch Dogs   | etc…

Want something written of your custom Shepard from Mass Effect? Custom Boss from Saints Row? I’ll do it, you just have to work with me. I work around the plot and ideas you give me, and as long as I have creative freedom, I’ll get things done for you.

I do write smut and gore (or general nsfw), HOWEVER I do have limitations. Though I do experiment with my writing, I do not write things I, for one, am uncomfortable with. I do hold the power to say no. Anything Underage— is an automatic no. Bestiality is a no. Both smut and gore will take me a bit longer, so it’ll be a bit more than anything else.

Examples:  ( you can always click here for my writing tag. )

x | x | x | x | x | x }

NSFW Examples:

x | x | x | x | x | x }

Prices— All in USD. Paypal only. Please pay in advance; that being said: DO NOT PAY UNLESS I SAY OKAY! Once you message me and I’m down with your idea, that’s when you can pay and I’ll work on everything ASAP. Just be understanding that I do still have a life and a job to pay attention to.

Graphics—
Icons:
100x100 | 50 icons for 1.25$
                          100 icons for 2.00$
Banners: 2.00$
General Graphics: 2.50$

Writings—
Fluff:
 5$
Brotp’s: 5$ 
Angst (etc—): 5$ 
Smut/Gore/General NSFW: 10$

But if you’re just feeling generous, you can always just donate a couple dollars. It would be very helpful. Any little bit counts. Thanks you~

If the link doesn’t work my contact/paypal is: bulletvampire@gmail.com 

Image slots: [ hiddencrossbows | - | - | - ]

Writing slots: [ jamesonandhotbrass | javertthejollypastrychef | - ]

Posted on Aug 23— 4 hours ago
· reblog
bae: hey baby come over ;)
me: I'm playing Assassin's Creed 3
bae: my parents aren't home ;)
me: I'm at the part where Haytham and Connor team up
Posted on Aug 23— 10 hours ago

I AM SOOOO HURT ;~; so it’s just top ten video games?

yepperdoo bruh

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago
· reblog
filed under→ ·javertthejollypastrychef

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKIDUCKEDUP

I THOUGHT I DID!

PLEASE DO IT

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago
filed under→ ·javertthejollypastrychef

AC UNITY SPOILERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANNA BE SPOILED

templarsandhoes:

  1. Desmond is alive, and will have an epic rap battle with Juno for control of the world.
  2. Edward makes a cameo, as he is also still alive
  3. Ezio still has so many questions- and Arno will answer them for him
  4. Altair is still afraid of water
  5. Shaun will make sassy comments- VERY out of character, I know
  6. Connor dies
Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago

anyone who replies to that post will only get quotes from gurren lagann.

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago
· reblog

don’t be held back by someone else’s bullshit in fake memories.

the one path you chose for yourself, is the truth of your universe.

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago
filed under→ ·varriic

neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago
filed under→ ·video ·boss: kalani ·brotp: no homo

believe in yourself.

not in the you who believes in me.

not the me who believes in you.

believe in the you who believes in yourself.

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago
filed under→ ·kaineparkerr

As nominated by the dick nugget, dustwalker, these are my top ten video games… not in any order, that is.

  1. Deus Ex (series)
  2. Assassin’s Creed (series)
  3. Uncharted (series)
  4. F.E.A.R. (series)
  5. Mirror’s Edge
  6. Dark Souls (series)
  7. Saints Row (series)
  8. Dead Space (series)
  9. Bioshock (series)
  10. Mass Effect (series)

Now I nominate a bunch of cool people and strangers because, hey, you’re cool and I like you and yeah. :VVV

koercion | kaineparkerrbananadongchronicles | suchom1mus | varriic | amaltheren | alphagravy | nubb | ukenceto | jennysfinest

Posted on Aug 22— 12 hours ago